Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Spare a thought

Have you ever taken the time to consider the hardships that must be faced by people who have rude, mean or simply bad heads. If you are handicapped or mentally challenged there are support services, govt benefits and community awareness. But if you have a rude head you receive no sympathy, help or support. You will be prejudiced, laughed at in private and won't be able to find sex easily. It may only be a small thing like a slightly large forehead or eyes a little far apart but if it crosses the' rude' threshold, you will be relegated to a segment of society that has no status.
I have known rude headed people in my time and known this to be true. They may not be directly scorned but they know who they are. They have to face (excuse the pun) their own head every day in the mirror without anyone to tell them it's going to get better or to help them fit in.
And lastly, some food for thought. If you had a rude head would your friends tell you. Maybe you do and don't know it. Maybe your own ego protects you from that knowledge or at least clouds your judgement.
So if you look into the glass of your monitor and see the reflection of Mac the Knife, my condolances to you.

One more thing. If you want to know just how civilized we really are as a species, take a look in the nearest public toilet, preferably one in a park or near the beach.

8 Comments:

At 11:28 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dave, Dave, Dave. You don't have a fat head. Stop beating yourself up.

On the other head (!), your sister does have a pin head and she stands at the other end of the Gee-kids spectrum...

Look, man, I don't know. Don't worry about it.

 
At 5:01 pm, Blogger Kebber said...

Yeah Dave, at least you've been laid a few times! (well, at least once for sure)

Actually, there's a lot of truth to what you say Davey Gravey. I think we are lucky in our family in that we have all avoided such misfortune (why is everyone staring at me like that). I mean, the Harringtons have come pretty close to the line with those ginormous heads of theirs and Matthew does look like Ronald McDonald but has never had trouble attracting memebers of the opposite sex. The real worry is Sarah - not her but who she's about to let into the family. But for his sake, let's just keep that under wraps.

 
At 6:09 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think if Chris and I spawn our kids will be o.k. Chris' very round head should compensate for my small one.

 
At 8:08 pm, Blogger Kebber said...

And if it's a boy will it have really big testicles?

 
At 12:21 am, Blogger Kebber said...

I am evil. That one was a bit below the belt! Sorry.

 
At 1:29 am, Blogger Bajor1 said...

Kurt you're having a ball there.

 
At 10:54 pm, Blogger Dave Gee said...

Bag, I will not acknowledge your comments until due attention is paid to Bag-O-Phun and it's appalling state of currency.

 
At 2:42 am, Blogger Bajor1 said...

Duly noted...

 

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