A woeful tale of treachery and deceit

Business slump was just an ordinary mouse. A little smaller than most but not the smallest. A little chubbier but by no means overweight. He lived in a cardboard mouse complex with 7 other mice. Next door to him was his best friend Tiny. He often protected Tiny, who was really small, from the others who could sometimes be cruel and take out their anger on her. They were good friends. Neither of them got along with Big Mama, the biggest of the mice. She often berated and chastised them for being slovenly, especially Business Slump because he looked lethargic even if he wasn't.
Fortunately they had another friend named Military Mouse who was the toughest of the bunch. He protected them when The Rabbi, an insane rabbit, or Calli, the ever stalking cat came by. Everyone felt safe with Military mouse around. Even Big Mama didn't chew him out often, acknowledging somewhat begrudgingly, his importance to the troop.
Anyway, they all lived happily for many seasons until for some reason, they all decided to eat Business Slump. Now he wasn't the smallest, but he was easily the weakest so they consumed him, even little Tiny who just couldn't overcome her bloodlust.
This is a moot point however as the next week, they ate her too, munching up every morsel until there was nothing left but her little claws on the ground.
And thus began the succession of cannibalistic banquets until one day, there were only 2 mice left, the big, bad Big Mama and the tough, sinewy Military mouse. They eyed each other off for a while and decided to parle for a little. Military mouse had dealt with rabbits and cats before and wasn't about to let this bad tempered female have the better of him....but in fact that's what happened. She ate him the very next day.
THE END
I bought a new cell phone this week that allows you to record your own ring tone through the internal speaker be it your own voice or something from the internet. I will give a prize to anyone who can guess what I chose for my ring tone.