One Wonders

Here's a picture of maaa moom. Maa mooms black pood'ns are soo black, even the white bits are black. In one of her more introspective moods. I can even hear what she's a ponderin':
1. If Dodd was 100 metres tall, he would be the tallest guy called Dodd in the world.
2. Marcell Marceau would never have bumped his nose into a post while doing the invisible wall trick but then he never did it with a dishglove on his head.
3. Heavens to Betsy, come in Betsy.
4. Pity the pot for he knows not what he does. Pitster briefs were a cruel and unwarranted experiment in doggy apparel.
5. If my favourite song is 'Tainted Glove' by Softcell does it indicate a lack of hygene whilst cleaning up doggy poo with kitchen equipment? And if not, why not?!
6. What about a water bottle Wibble/ A hot water bottle and a bottle of olives.
7. Does Ken really have big hands and is he responsible for opening the DIY store in Japan called Tokyu Hands?
8. Blackburn,Chomley Street, Frankston (and 3 hour lunch breaks with Neil), Wheelers Hill International , Chadcolm, John Fontanella, Ian Brophy, Ken Hands, Dudson, Rosy, Commodore, Renault, Exa, Celica, Down under rock cafe, Left front door not shut,Robin robins etc,etc.

And if that isn't enough to make you resort to pilates (of the carribean), I don't know what is.
This post reminds me of a comment my history teacher once said after intercepting a page of musing I wrote in class when I should have been concentrating:
'Drivel Gee!'